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Day 78 of posting my AU headcanons until Poppy Playtime Chapter 3 comes out:
William hates those Huggy Wuggy dolls.
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STOBIN APPRECIATION WEEK ↳ Day 7: Free Theme
#stobinweek2023#strangerthingsedit#stedit#stranger things#userbru#tuserdee#userrachel#userjacko#tuserzoe#userspree#robin buckley#steve harrington#steve x robin#stobin#*#aka: s3 stobin friendship development (thinking steve is an asshole -> becoming besties)#this is a day late but once i started i had to commit to finishing it and well. this took forever
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Ah big fish and lil expandable struggles 😔
#I wish he was like this#Aka not an asshole#pressure roblox#pressure game#pressure fanart#pressure#roblox fanart#roblox game#roblox art#roblox#pressure sebastian#sebastian solace pressure#fanart sebastian#sebastian fanart#sebastian solace#fanart sebastian solace#sebastian solace fanart#pressure sebastian solace#roblox player#sebastian pressure#roblox pressure#pressure expendable#player roblox#expendable pressure
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Gojo being a perv 🤭 stealing and smelling his little girls panties, watching her shower, taking pics under her skirt when she’s bent over for too long, him dry humping her when she’s sleep in nothing but panties leaving a stain on it 😩
PANTY STEALING DADDY GOJOOOOOOOO(ФоФ) TW INCEST!!!!
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He’s unabashed, he gives zero fucks about people knowing how obsessed he is with his daughter. He’s got an up-skirt picture of your pussy as his lock screen. He likes looking down at it when he’s in boring meetings, gently tracing the image of you plush lips pressed against the cotton of your panties.
If he notices someone stealing a glance at his phone for a beat too long, he’ll come home pissy and punish you for getting another man’s cock hard.
“Stupid little slut,” His voice harsh and low, only escaping between gritted teeth, “maybe I’ll bring you into the office with me some time, show everyone who this pussy belongs to.”
#daddy gojo#aka the best daddy ANDHSIFRJFH#mean and cocky asshole daddy#gojo smut#ask.dollie#secret.dollie#thirsty.dollie#tw.incest
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can't wait to get mr. veritas ratio delivered to my front door
#dr. ratio#hsr#honkai star rail#draw tag#I FUCKING LOVE U MR RATIO MAN U INSUFFERABLE ASSHOLE#finally an imaginary character will come home and i won't have to spend a cent^^#gonna put him in an enclosure with blade (aka my brain)
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❗ let’s just all have a friendly reminder that the fictional characters of genshin impact, honkai: star rail, and/or wuthering waves have no canon sexualities and that hating on selfshippers and “x reader” fanfiction as well as the people who write said fanfiction is not very demure, mindful, or cutesy of you ❗
#⟡ — kayleigh’s yapping#aka it is a huge dick move and you’re an asshole who doesn’t know how to have fun and/or mind your own damn business 😘✌🏻#ALSO Y’ALL SEEM BIPHOBIC AF BECAUSE BISEXUALS EXIST#i’ll be honest idk what to tag this and it has undoubtedly been said before but i have seen a lot of judgement and hate recently 🙃#genshin impact#honkai: star rail#wuthering waves#genshin impact x reader#honkai: star rail x reader#wuthering waves x reader
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"Medusa x Perseus" Why don't you guys ship Bellerophon with Chimera? Or Heracles with the Hydra?
#greek mythology#medusa#perseus#ramblings#Yes I know that Medusa has a more humanoid appearance and human intellect compared to the other female monsters#But she is still a monster#She was supposed to have a monstruous appearance but then people made her dirty#Imagine if I would turn the Minotaur into a hot guy with horns and then ship him with Theseus AKA his own killer#I know it sounds ridiculous but this is exactly how some people out there sound too#Why can't we acknowledge that one doesn’t need to be conventionally attractive in order to deserve empathy or understanding?#Or that a woman can be evil and malevolent without a tragic background story that turn all women into victims and all men into assholes?#And why do we have to come up with the most stupid pairs to ever exist?#My tags are becoming more and more distant from the post's subject but my FYP is full of this type of BS so here I am#Thanks for my (salty) Ted Talk!
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He pulled her into the room, carefully set down the gasoline can, then shoved her against the tall antique armoire on the wall opposite from the bed. "Little girls who hang around with vampires need to get used to dead things," he said, blocking her escape by leaning against the armoire with an arm outstretched on either side of her. "In fact, little girls who hang around with vampires already are with dead things."
--Vivian Vande Velde, Companions of the Night
#book quotes#ya horror#vampire books#aka a teen 90s horror romance with vampires#I hope this vampire stays an asshole but I'm not entirely confident he will
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System stuff lol
we have 5 nmi alters total. Absence isnt here because he's barely present he's really living true to his name
#-Innocence Manipulation#(aka the guy labelled “asshole” in the third image)#don't worry about NMI and Deathbed on a date they're weird like that#no more innocence#systuff#nmi exe#exe community#sonic exe#NMI
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oh this motherFUCKER
HES HURT TECHNO????
HES HURT FUCKING TECHNOBLADE???
WHATS A WORD WORSE THAN INFURIATED??? I NEED THAT FUCKING WORD RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I JUST MIGHT LOSE MY SHIT
#I FUCKING HATE WILBUR SOOT#FUCK HIM#FUCK HIM.#fuck wilbur and stan shubble#FUCK WILBUR SOOT#FUCK WILBUR#shubblesupportsquad#shelby shubble#shubble#wilbur soot aka the fucker#the asshole#i hate his ass.#fuck you
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on a tma rewatch and holy shit this is so good. 2016 me did NOT understand what was happening at all.
#BUT ITS SO GOOD MAN.#i surprisingly can recall a big chunk of the episodes pretty well#theres a couple that didnt strike me which i dont rememeber but oh man#just rewatched MAG 57 personal space#the one about the guy in the space station#AND MY GOD#the fact that its a mix of the vast + the lonely and the guy escaped it through waiting to starve/die AKA the End?????#i love this series sm#ALSO ALSO i had forgotten how much of an absolute bitch jon is in the first season holy shit thta guys an asshole (affectionate)#and mahtin oh i missed listening to mahtin#taelks#tma#the magnus archives
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Hank The Tank
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#thomas barrow#downton abbey#my drawings#downton abbey fanart#thomas barrow fanart#another great day in downton abbey#downton abbey art#downton abbey season 6#s6#aka : the season where everyone’s mean to thomas for no apparent reason#i mean#the other seasons : he’s kind of an asshole!#I get it!#he’s still my favorite#but i get it!#be mean to him!#whatever!#but in this season??#he’s being nice!#give him a break!#JEsUs chriST
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Never gonna be over how unutterably pathetic and in dire need of ANY kind of companionship or friendship that doesn't revolve around their band the entirety of dethklok are. I love these horrible idiots who are so devoid of any real connections outside of themselves that they will latch onto anyone unfortunate enough to get too close to any one of them! And GOD help anyone they latch onto!!
#jay talkin#metalocalypse#im thinking about the doubles episode where they just seem genuinely happy to have 'friends'#who arent like. industry people. these men are so starved of any kind of connection#and it takes them four seasons a rock opera and a movie to realise they can find that in each other lmao#also thinking about how quickly any of them bond and become really intense abt anyone in their life#aka: NATHAN TOWARDS ABIGAIL. oh dear poor abigail oh dear#but also toki to damn near anyone and this goes for the entire band tbh as well they all do this at least once#and yeah its mainly cuz 10min eps mean u gotta progress stuff fast#but also holy shit. charles these boys want friends so bad u gotta set em up on playdates or smth#maybe it'd get some of their dumb stupid idiot energy out and they'd be better behaved. well. no they wldnt but... u can dream#i do think theres smth to be said that yeah all of dethklok are cool theyre metal superstars they r good at what they do#theyre also fucking prophesised saviours too and theyre also incredibly dangerous idiots and terrible ppl#but never forget that they are also. so so SO pathetic and isolated and dysfunctional#these men have not lived in the real world in decades and are disconnected and unsocial and spoilt and u can see that this does impact#the way they interact w the world! they need like. anything other than the band in their lives hah. they do need to pal around#im glad they find that in each other eventually!!#i dont want 2 sound like im babying them or infantilising them these r grown asshole idiot men but like. listen these shitheards r lonelyyy#everyone in their lives is like. assigned to be there and is set as beneath them in a class and workbased system#they dont rlly have ppl who r just there cuz they like em. outside of fans. and fans arent rlly a real connection yknow#their only connections come via work networking sex and violence and worship baby!!!! its fucked up!
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Lord Phaesus
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Hhhungryyyyyyyyyyy
#i want burger#and garlic mayo#you’re telling me a gar licked this mayo?#can you tell I just remembered that this is a personal blog#I can post whatever i want#I’m treating it like a private twitter account but just with art posting#but like seriously I’m so fucking hungry rn it’s literally 3 am#I genuinely just want a burger#for my American audience i want a chicken sandwich#chicken sandwiches and burgers are just kinda considered the same here#what fucking audience you loser it’s 3 am and you’re burger posting in tags#chat can you believe this?#chat is this real#also I’m fucking COOLLLDDDDE#who’s been reading all of this#if you have leave a comment down below 😎#if you’ve been reading this long you deserve some personal information#I’m so mad I won’t get a burger on Friday and probably also Saturday#since I’m going to the shit doctors#and they’re shoving a camera up my asshole (colonoscopy)#what’s that one saying#hot people have stomach issues#anyway#I can’t eat for a FULL DAY before it#aka Friday#and then it says on the prep document that your first meal shouldn’t be super greasy#which makes me pissed like#dude let me eat my shitty burger and poutine#ohhhh my god I want an osmows poutine#guys I ran out of tags so I guess you’re not gonna hear the story about how we had 3 university students all hunched over food CHARACTER LIM
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